Are You An Internet Addict?
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- Signs that you are an Internet Addict
- 1.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- 2.) You step out of your room and realize that your parents
have
- moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.
- 3.) Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to
bottom.
- 4.) Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
- 5.) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling,
- like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- 6.) You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot
com"
- 7.) Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time
you
- see a new WWW site address on TV.
- 8.) You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you
can
- hear if new e-mail arrives.
- 9.) Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind
you
- of what she looks like.
- 10.) All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- 11.) When looking at a web page full of someone else's
links,
- you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
- 12.) Your dog has its own home page.
- 13.) You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a
modem.
- 14.) You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So
you
- check it again.
- 15.) Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.
- 16.) You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor
the URL.
- 17.) You don't know the sex of three of your closest
friends,
- because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to
ask.
- 18.) Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2
months.
- 19.) You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop
and
- check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- 20.) You tell the kids they can't use the computer
because
- "Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a
job.
- 21.) You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and
mouse.
- 22.) Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to
bed."
- 23.) You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed
with
- Netscape 3.0 or higher."
- 24.) You never have to deal with busy signals when calling
your
- ISP... because you never log off.
- 25.) The last girl you picked up was only a GIF.
- 26.) You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace
the
- chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
- 27.) Your wife says communication is important in a
marriage...
- so you buy another computer and install a second phone line
so
- the two of you can chat.
- 28.) As your car crashes through the guardrail on a
mountain
- road, your first instinct is to search for the "back"
button.
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