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BLACKPOOL F.C: "OYSTON TAKES THE P**S " (again)
Size: Large, Medium, Small Fri May 9, 08 08:05 AM | Category: All
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It's never been easy being a supporter of Blackpool F.C, but after last seasons glorious victory in the play-off  final and admission into the Championship after a 30 year wait things were looking up.

Fast forward one season and after a pretty close run thing we managed (albeit by the skin of our teeth) to keep our status as a Championship side, manager Simon Grayson has shown nous that belies his 3 seasons as a coach and the team have been fantastic, punching well above their weight in a division where one striker from a top side cost more than our entire squad! We beat our biggest rivals Preston North End at their own ground and played poorly at home against them and still got a draw so bragging rights are ours for the first time in years!!

 

AND THEN WHAT?

 

Within a week, we the fans are informed that ticket prices are going up 30%!

THAT IS EXTORTION Mr KARL OYSTON

Most fans live and work in Blackpool and most are on the National Minimum Wage which means they simply will not be able to afford this massive hike in prices.

IS THAT HOW YOU REPAY ALL THOSE YEARS OF LOYAL SUPPORT?

I think this may just backfire as the Prawn Sandwich Brigade type people that you are obviously trying to attract to the club will not want to pay top prices to sit in a half built LAUGHING STOCK ground which is the ridicule of the Championship!!

 

AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE:

 

We are also informed by the local rag to prepare to say our goodbyes to our 2 best players Wes Hoolahan and Kaspers Gorkks, as it looks like they will be leaving at the end of the season with a host of clubs hot on the trail.

GREAT!  It's not like were even going to get decent money for them either to get quality replacements as rumour suggests the release clauses in their contracts will see them go for around £250k each.

 

AND..

 

THE SOUTH STAND

 

It's all gone quiet over there, Yup you guessed it, no word on that, Although I can reveal that 2 local businessmen that I know personally had an appointment with Karl Oyston the week of the West Brom game and not only did he not turn up, he didn't even bother to let them know he would not be doing so.

 

AND FINALLY,

 

In the words of our rivals P.N.E.

 

Who's that jumping off the pier?

Who's that drowning in the sea?

 

IT'S ME!!! And PLEASE DON'T BOTHER THROWING ME A LIFE RING!!!!

Littleb.

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dave195809 (south african dave) Sun May 11, 08 01:29 AM

hi there agree voted good post

To all the fantastic people on bitcomet love you all
debsha Mon May 12, 08 09:01 AM

Thats bad that they raised the prices mate. I love my footie but don't agree with all the money that changes hands

Be well & happy
Ichisanno (Michi) Fri May 16, 08 12:27 PM

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