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Newton's Romantic Laws.
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Jun 3, 08 04:06 AM | Category: fun
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Universal law

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money

First law
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love
with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement
of the bank balance.

Third law
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
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sv_iv (Svetlana) Tue Jun 3, 08 06:49 AM

I like the 3rd law... It is realu a LAW...

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
monti_84 Tue Jun 3, 08 10:52 AM

The second law is very true these days...same as the universal law...very funny...got my vote...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
lordhumangus Tue Jun 3, 08 02:20 PM

Greetings from the Netherlands. Nice laws. You got a vote.


dave1958 (dangerous dave) Wed Jun 4, 08 02:15 AM

cool check mine out lol

all my love to everyone i meet
legendaryamz Mon Aug 4, 08 11:18 PM

hehheeheeee

thanks......voted

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