A guitar is better than a woman because...........
· You can finger it in public and get applause – NOT ARRESTED
· You can rent one out without worrying who had it before
· You can make it scream as loud as YOU want it to
· You can finger it for hours without it complaining for more
· You can have it professionally tuned you YOUR liking
· You can use four fingers at a time on it
· You can goto a guitar shop and play with all the guitars you want for free
· You can take lessons on how to play it without feeling embarrassed
· It has a volume knob
· You can unplug it
· Other people can play with it without it getting upset
· You can make it as tight as you want by just turning a peg
· You can play with any colour you want....and no one cares
· If it doesn’t make the sound you want you can take it back
· You can play with it with your bare fingers and no protective covering
· You can get rich playing it-NO BROKE
· It doesn’t take half of everything when you get rid of it
