Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing.:
Wide: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificare for almost 2 hours."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."
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Son: "Mum, when I was in the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mum: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
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