Marriage is...
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence!!).
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and a woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on woman's finger and two under a man's eyes.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me? My pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe, and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
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Son: "Is is true? Dad I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife till he marries."
Dad: "Son, that happens everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
