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Romance Mathematics 101
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Jun 23, 08 01:36 PM | Category: All
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I felt like sharing this with with you guys. It was sent to me a while ago by a friend and its quite LOL, i think you would enjoy it as well as i did. Take it from a guy who knows, these formulars work out 100% all the time, and it goes like this:

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

smart man + smart woman = romance

 

smart man + dumb woman = affair

 

dumb man + smart woman = marriage

 

dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

smart boss + smart employee = profit

 

smart boss + dumb employee = production

 

dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

 

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

 

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 

2008-06-23.

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kuklee (kuki) Mon Jun 23, 08 02:43 PM

cool math

kuklee
monti_84 Mon Jun 23, 08 05:42 PM

funny...

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Mon Jun 23, 08 06:02 PM

funny. thanks

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debsha Sat Jun 28, 08 09:14 AM

theres some good ones there

Be well & happy

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