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Size: Large, Medium, Small Thu Jun 26, 08 09:28 AM | Category: Fun/Joke
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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST
: BASTARD!!!!!
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monti_84 Thu Jun 26, 08 11:52 AM

hahaha...what goes around comes around...

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Thu Jun 26, 08 02:14 PM

hahaha.... 2 BASTARDS

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pronaholtz Wed Jul 2, 08 03:13 PM

very fun i like it i vote

We can feel that we cannot see .
christara Tue Jul 8, 08 03:59 PM

ouch.thats a good post like it.serves him right.hee hee

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trogan2000 Thu Jul 10, 08 07:33 AM

voted

I aim to misbehave. The Doc Just Got Sooooo Much Better. Let's be bad guys.
abha Wed Jul 16, 08 04:45 PM

It serves him right.hee hee

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