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Shaping Up for a Good Excuse
Size: Large, Medium, Small Thu Jun 26, 08 11:04 AM | Category: All
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This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.


"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.


"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.


"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.


"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,


"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

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monti_84 Thu Jun 26, 08 11:50 AM

haha...fucking bitch...now he′s really screwd...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
sanjay120 (sanjay) Thu Jun 26, 08 01:27 PM

hahaha nice joke


sanjay120 (sanjay) Thu Jun 26, 08 01:27 PM

voted.....


sv_iv (Svetlana) Thu Jun 26, 08 02:17 PM

ohhh women....

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
abood_jarrar (abood) Thu Jun 26, 08 06:23 PM

nice one

Be Palestinian or Die Trying
Sara1970 (Sara) Fri Jun 27, 08 05:13 AM

G'day amte loved the joke.....

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
Sara1970 (Sara) Fri Jun 27, 08 05:13 AM

Sorry that should be G'day mate...heeeee

Always keep a dream in your heart!
debsha Fri Jun 27, 08 06:04 AM

think before you speak comes to mind

Be well & happy
christara Fri Jun 27, 08 01:31 PM

yer pretty funny...hee hee

all the best wish,s to you and your family.......

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
aladdingalarce (Allan) Fri Jun 27, 08 09:32 PM

another violation


ShadowFury20912 Fri Jun 27, 08 11:36 PM

lol that's so messed up, all I can say is that's man got him into deep shit ahahaaha



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