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The Older Golfer
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Jun 29, 08 01:59 PM | Category: All
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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."

"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

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christara Sun Jun 29, 08 02:14 PM

hee hee yer like it...pretty funny......

all the best wish,s to you.

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
debsha Sun Jun 29, 08 07:44 PM

thats good..

Be well & happy
monti_84 Sun Jun 29, 08 10:32 PM

hahaha...not such good partner after all...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
ceko Mon Jun 30, 08 04:45 AM

it's funny


Sara1970 (Sara) Mon Jun 30, 08 07:44 AM

Exellent post you made me laugh...thank you

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
aladdingalarce (Allan) Tue Jul 1, 08 03:08 AM
TITOFOX1000 (تيتو TITO) Tue Jul 1, 08 08:11 AM

oh , hi there , whats your name !? oh i fogot

what T F im doing here !? oh forgot again

any way voted , heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheee

nice one deb , very nice

remember me I'm tito
TITOFOX1000 (تيتو TITO) Tue Jul 1, 08 08:37 AM

im sorry , its a nice post mahmoud , very cute

and make sure that the land will back to us soon brother

remember me I'm tito

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