The Heretic Manifesto

I've totally got the idea for Zohan's next movie. The goy King, and the G on goy starts as a b that gets "slapped upside the head" and bent, then falls. Zohan finds out that the "true messiah" is a self-hating jew who doesn't know he's jewish, and ends up coming off as a stab at a younger Mel Gibson.  Other secret agents have failed at "neutralizing" him because of superpowers that manifest when the goy king is under attack and doesn't even know it.

Zohan saves the goy king's self esteem with a "secret technique" makeover by Zohan's wife and leads him to "unite the barbarians" in the knowledge that we're all at least a little jewish.

Oh, and you totally have to throw Michael Richards a cameo in this one. C'mon. Give the poor bastard a meal, he's starving. 

 -Dave