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The Dummies Guide to Being the AntiChrist (TM)
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Jul 5, 08 11:50 PM | Category: All
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I'm SO gonna get sued here.

 

bwahahahahaha!

 

I know there are a lot of people out there s(t)uck on the delusion that they're me. The signs can be interpreted a lot of ways, but the surest sign you're wrong is that you want to be right. That was part of the trap they built, to weed out the ones who want greatness at the sacrifice of others. You'll never be their antichrist being anything but Christlike, and more than that, you have to redefine their idea of Christ in ways they can't attack without knowing in their hearts they risk damnation by everything they believe in.

 

I'm right, I know it. I'm Golan Trevize, the well-aimed bird, lost the measure to find it again. I can feel the greatness coursing through my veins and I sure as Hell don't need no body count to prove it. I feel as though I've cost at least one life before and I can't imagine the pain of costing more, but the cost of lives can only come if my words are misinterpreted, and I'm doing everything in my power to show how easily they can be. I'm taking responsibility as best I can and I trust my greatest enemies, the masons, to be the ones "trimming the chaff" down to what is "useful".

 

But I want this next line to be the first thing anyone will ever learn about me once I'm dead.

 

"The First Responsively Cognizant Mutant"

 

THAT should give them pause.

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totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:53 PM

The God Machine.

Ohhhh, you tricksy jews.

bwahahahahaha

The Heretic King
totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:54 PM

Hey, I was made to drink from a poisonned well myself. I'm fine, look at the evidence. Dance the Spiral. It's good for you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Heretic King
totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:57 PM

The mistake I made was in telling someone used to abuse from their friends that I was not their friend. He was french speaking, so the word used for friend was "chum", and to me that is a different word than friend at the time, but I acknowledge now my responsibility in telling him by accident that I was not his friend. And it killed him, you know. I could swear it from the guilt I feel inside alone.

Can I be anything but God?

The Heretic King
totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:58 PM

Please? Anything. Anything at all.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:58 PM

This is the worst fucking job in the universe.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sat Jul 5, 08 11:59 PM

I'll have a Sunday, topped with crushed nuts.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

the tears won't stop

The Heretic King
totalprick Sun Jul 6, 08 12:01 AM

I am not your Hegemon, and the war will soon be over. I am merely your Ender and your Bean.

Find some other dick.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sun Jul 6, 08 12:05 AM

With such obviousness you demand a suicide of me, now that I understand what it would truly cost you. Do you truly expect me to relent?

Dawn, collect your money. I ain't going out like that.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sun Jul 6, 08 12:06 AM

and the last chance in Hell I had was not moving to heaven

ROFL

Sorry, but your mortal world is far too painful, and only in Heaven can one find the medication.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sun Jul 6, 08 12:08 AM

let's all pretend I just went to the basement and smashed up all teh cars.

The Heretic King
totalprick Sun Jul 6, 08 12:09 AM

then a building of people can't all go to jail for just one lynching, right?

The Heretic King

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