Its such a clichee , i totally hate compairing the two , when u can
just mix them;))). but still, the chocolate may be the biggest
pleasure. Why?
Ill give u the top 20 reasons:
1. with chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.
2. When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep your neighbors awake.
3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
4. Good chocolate is easy to find.
5. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
6. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
7. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
8.Chocolate doesnt get you pregnant.
9. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
11. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your
co-workers.
12. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
13. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
14. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
15. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
16. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
17. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
18. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
19. If you love me you’ll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
20. You can get chocolate.
