Hey guys, its been a while since my last post. I've been away working and boy have i got lot of stories for you. I'll post em much latter when I'm back and settled. But for now, i thot i'd let you enjoy these jokes. Have fun and you'll definately be hearing from me later. a plus tard!
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl : No thanks, it isnt heavy.
Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me....
Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, whats your phone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy:Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
Boy: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl: How soon?
Man: You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: No, because you make me sick.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says i'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"
Sam: "It's a family tradition."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher."
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman."
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: 100%. Study shows that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
