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LOVE STORY IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Aug 20, 08 01:13 AM | Category: All
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A joke i will like to share with everyone.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were ableto rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'


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trogan2000 Wed Aug 20, 08 06:34 AM

holy funnyness - voted

I aim to misbehave. The Doc Just Got Sooooo Much Better. Let's be bad guys.
monti_84 Wed Aug 20, 08 12:40 PM

...that′s creepy yet funny...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
Zendex Thu Aug 21, 08 02:24 AM

I've been in a mental hospital, but I can laugh about it as well! Nice post, got my vote! Read my blog if you wanna know what I did in a mental hospital.


alaml2020 Fri Aug 22, 08 06:34 AM

tankkkkkk


alaml2020 Fri Aug 22, 08 06:35 AM
Anidom Fri Aug 22, 08 06:23 PM

oh s*** that's good ha ha ha ha ha


jaguarxjk (Darkness) Fri Aug 29, 08 03:18 AM

lol


beeffyp Sat Sep 6, 08 10:03 PM

thats quite funny hehehe


Kriso_95 (Bearcats) Fri Jan 30, 09 04:33 PM

voted


discolights Sat Jan 31, 09 10:01 AM

good story.....

I dont know y everybody is laughing.....no dougbt its a joke....but Y dont u ppl see the innocence behind her act...



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