A Good way of getting out of trouble!!!
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father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with
Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the
fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John.
PS.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when
it's safe to come home.
Link:
http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/66963/
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