a young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upone a small house. he knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient chinese man with a long grey beard.
"i'm lost" said the man. "can you put me up for the night?"
"certainly" the chinese man said, "but on one condition. if you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, i will inflict upone you the three worst chinese tortures know to man"
"ok" said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
before dinner , the daughter came down the stairs. she was young, beatyful and had a fantastic figure. she was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldnt keep her eyes off him during the meal. remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.but during the night he could bear it no longer and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. he was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldt hear. near down he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
he woke to feel a pressure on his chest. opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read,"chinese torture 1: large rock on chest" "well thats pretty crappy"he thought. "if that's the best the old man can do then i dont have much to worry about". he picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. as he did so he noticed another note on it that read "chinese torture 2: rock tied to the left tesicle". in a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration. he jumped out of the window after the boulder.as he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "chinese torture 3: right testicle tied to bedpost".
