A BUS STOPS AND TWO MEN GET ON.
THEY SIT DOWN AND ENGAGE IN AN
ANIMATED CONVERSATION. THE LADY
SITTING NEXT TO THEM IGNORES THEM AT
FIRST, BUT HER ATTENTION IS
GALVANIZED WHEN SHE HEARS THEM SAY
THE FOLLOWING:
'EMMA COME FIRST.
DEN I COME.
DEN TWO ASSES COME TOGETHER.
I COME ONCE-A-MORE!
TWO ASSES, THEY COME TOGETHER AGAIN.
I COME AGAIN AND PEE TWICE.
DEN I COME ONE LASTA TIME."
THE LADY CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
'YOU FOUL-MOUTHED SEX OBSESSED
PIG,' SHE RETORED IDIGNANTLY.
'IN THIS COUNTRY WE DON'T SPEAK
ALOUD IN PUBLIC PLACES ABOUT OUR
SEX LIVES.'
'
HEY, COOLA DOWN LADY,' SAID THE
MAN 'WHO TALKIN' ABOUTA SEX? I'M
JUST TELLIN' MY FRIEND HOW TO SPELL
'MISSISSIPPI'.'
*.*BET YA 5 BUCKS UR GONNA READ IT AGAIN*.*
