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The Baby's First Visit to the Doctor
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Oct 5, 08 10:44 AM | Category: Fun/Joke
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

Checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

Asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed, " she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional

And detailed examination. .

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

"No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk."

I know," she said,

"I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came."

 

.¸¸.·´¨`» Care «-(¯`v´¯)-» Regards «´¨`·.¸¸.


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monti_84 Mon Oct 6, 08 08:41 PM

...naughty grandma...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
sv_iv (Svetlana) Fri Oct 17, 08 03:51 AM

Oh.... now she will come every time to visit the doctor

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
Nuduan_Plus3000 (David) Tue Nov 3, 09 10:38 AM

I voted.

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