Canada is a pretty sweet
place, it may not be where my blood is from (that would be
P
OLSKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) But Canda is still pretty
sweet, one reason it's sweet is that you can make fun of americans
:P Always a really fun sport, PLUS you can tell ppl in other parts
of the world that you live in an igloo
and they WILL belive you (just ask Andzej from POLAND :P)
And now i will end off with a reallllly funny joke about why
girls are so hard to understand and try not to get too involved
into them :P
A man found
an old lamp on a California beach. He picked it up, ribbed it, and
out popped a genie! The genie said, "I grant you only ONE wish.
What would you like?"
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared
to fly and I get seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so
I can drive there to visit?"
The genie laughed. "How would the supports reach the bottom of the
Pacific? THINK of all the concrete and steel!! NO, it's impossible,
so think of another wish."
"Okay," the man said. "I've been divorced FOUR times and my wives
all told me I was insensitive to women. So, I wish that I could
understand women and know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or
four?"
~
The
Sain
T ~
