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wil-e-coyote-f12-5Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.feel free to leave a vote if u liked itanimated-109

Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/70452/ ©
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koceto_cska Fri Oct 17, 08 12:53 PM

Nice one! Voted!

Lieutenant General Konstantin
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:26 AM

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TheBlueKnight Fri Oct 17, 08 01:09 PM

No santa?


koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:26 AM

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mrbsz (BIG Z) Fri Oct 17, 08 01:10 PM

You got too be kidding me there's no Santa clause i'm very disappointed...Ha Ha

nice gave you a vote.

Have a nice day!
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:26 AM

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christara Fri Oct 17, 08 01:21 PM

no santa what ya on about man i need santa where,s santa,santa is really out there mate, ya just don,t know it...hee hee hee

cool post.

all the best wish,s to you and your family.......

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:26 AM

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kathyhughes283 (kathy) Fri Oct 17, 08 02:19 PM

heehee very funny I voted

Kathy
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:27 AM

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debsha Fri Oct 17, 08 02:35 PM

it was the mans fault because he was giving her the directions...

Be well & happy
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:27 AM

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Reptilienmann (Snakecatcher) Fri Oct 17, 08 03:08 PM

Realy nice ,but are you shore that ther is no santa

I live my hole live with a lay

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Take care and have a good day !!
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:27 AM

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horaceandy (horace) Fri Oct 17, 08 03:20 PM

the story started off well and then it got better, nice one koyotee, all the best :)


koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:27 AM

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Fri Oct 17, 08 04:47 PM

I like it very much... You got my vote

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:27 AM

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siliconehips Fri Oct 17, 08 06:24 PM

Nice one Dude.Not sure if the perfect woman ever existed(my breast r 2 small,my ass is saggin,etc etc)except in mens heads.voted

Bet i break out in boils now

LIVE SIMPLY , LAUGH OFTEN , LOVE DEEPLY OR DIE
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 08:28 AM

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