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A man used to appeal to God by the same words of praying every time: "God, help me to write in the best way the screenplay of my life!" Again and again: "Oh, God, please help me to write in the best way the screenplay of my life!!" At last, God got tired of listening one and the same, to that - wrongly formulated (for it's known God, whoever or wherever he is, insists on the right expression pretty much). So he decided to talk to the man.

"Listen now, buddy," God said. "I've already wrote that screenplay; what you have to do is to direct it in the best way."