Thanks guys once again for all your understanding and continued support. I thot i'd leave you with something to bring a little smile on your faces this weekend. If you've read my post in the past, you must have come across "Romance Mathematics 101". Well, this is sort of a continuation of that blog. Happy reading!
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
Married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any arguement.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the rib and cackling, telling me, "you are next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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