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THE PERFECT DIVORSE HE .HE...
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Nov 24, 08 01:14 PM | Category: All
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Divorce Joke

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.  She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.”

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.  She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he’s up to 80 mph. She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?” The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.”

She asks, “What’s that?”  The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph… “I’ve got the airbag .THATS ONE TO KNOW WHEN I WANT A DIVORCE.FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A VOTE IF U LIKED IT..


Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/75433/ ©
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nightgr Tue Nov 25, 08 03:16 AM

yes, funny joke

Friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you know they are there!
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 04:25 AM

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gazdoc Tue Nov 25, 08 08:58 AM

Nice joke buddy

Ennnnnnnnjoy
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 04:25 AM

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karstar_0208 Wed Nov 26, 08 07:31 PM

that was awesome ...a nice style..

my vote is with you!

and that's the way the cookie crumbles--karstar_0208
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 04:25 AM

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golf21986 (bleky) Thu Sep 3, 09 10:00 AM

great post Koyotee

It's better to be a little bit crazy than little bit smart
koyotee39 Tue Oct 6, 09 04:25 AM

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