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Jokes time!!! Cup of whatever u want, is GOOD. But, a joke is the BEST!
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Nov 25, 08 10:29 PM | Category: All
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One day a soldier guardin the borderline of his country ask a question to his Captain.

Soldier: Sir! Since i'm here, i haven't been able to have that thing? My libido is piling up sir!

Captain: AH!! I see. You can use the horse at the back of the tent.

Soldier: Are you joking, Sir?!!!

Captain:Joking? You can use the horse right?!!!!

 

the soldier go away, while mocking the captain in his mind. After three days, the soldier kept thinking about the what the captain said, and go to where the horse is.

 NEXT DAY.......

Captain: How is it? have you been able to satisfy yourself?

Soldier: It was all thanks to you sir, But still.... it is kinda disgusting, Sir.

Captain: what do you mean?!

Soldier: The horse, sir!!!

Captain: You're a fool!! the other guy usually use the horse to go to the village across to get a girl!!

THe captai burst out laughing.....

Soldier: #%*&@$#%


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RD90 (SwantonS) Wed Nov 26, 08 09:56 PM

hahaha that was a gud one...

"Some people need a kick on their asses to jump out of a plane. You fall into the category of needing a kick on the ground."
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DeadSpace101 Wed Nov 26, 08 10:03 PM

lol that was pretty dam funny


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elizawood Thu Nov 27, 08 08:52 AM

idiot soldier.nice one!

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hhmm89 Fri Nov 28, 08 06:56 AM

LOL!!! XD NICE ONE


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Ursu_64 (Attila) Fri Dec 5, 08 06:15 AM

Hi ! Thank for post, I voted!!!

I invite you to read my post...please leave a comment...

http://blog.bitcomet.com/ursu/post_76091/

Lt.-Gen. Ursu
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