Teacher:we got a new student coming to our class today. what is your name?
Student: it's "Long", sir.
Teacher: no problem, just say it.
Student: really... it's long, sir.
Teacher: I also got a long name, all the students here got a long name. Now, say it!!!!
Student: IT'S really, really, really LONG!!!!
Teacher: -_-" #$%#%@$#
By the way, his name is really "LONG". ^_^