DaSkadoosh's BLOG

Get up, Get out and do something!!! Jell-O, ladies and gents, it is I the great Skadoosh coming to you live...well somewhat after last night, but that is another story all together. Just know I did returned all the chickens and smashed the camera before the papers got a hold of it. N-e-wayz while in one of my thoughtful moments last night somewhere between running terrified while drinking my last beer...and Talking one of my homies away from scaring a chicken into laying an egg... "Ya, I know, but the chicken is fine and he is going to get therapy..." I realized sometimes its better just to stay home... I mean face it what are the bonuses in going out other than sex... I'm not abstinent but I can go longer than a night without having sex...True I would jerk off... a few times but needless to say I would still be better off, rather than getting all dressed to go out and spend a quarter of my check on drinks that aren't getting me buzzed but the ones I'm stealing are, getting crapped on like in high school  up and comer movies  just because you’re not equip with the right bling or because you don't have Kanye West on speed dial on the latest version of the Iphone... That gets "New and Improved" quicker than you can Google, and not feeling like you have succeeded at anything until you either throw up all over those flashy clothes you put on tonight that you were going to return to the store Monday to pay for the rest of your Christmas shopping... or sleep with someone you (A) don't know, (B) NOW that you "really" see them  you REALLY DON’T want to know them, or (C) "and this one gets most people in trouble...” You think you found true love… YOU JUST FOUND THEM AT THE CLUB 3 HOURS AGO THAT IS YOUR SOUL MATE???  Now I’m an open minded guy and I know crazier things than what I have described have happened… people fall in love after that initial first moment… Why I never get that and only see it when Brad Pitt and Angelina Pitt are staring as the leading role is a topic we will get into another day… but I’ll say this… I am going to go on vacation from going out for awhile,So here is some food for thought for the day… If when you wake up in the morning you’re still wondering how many chickens did we take out there yesterday??? Maybe you should take a vacation too… Skadoosh be gone…
P.S. If you think I am talking about “REAL” chickens the yokes on you…hehehehehehe