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Mon Dec 15, 08 07:10 PM
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George Bush goes to a Native American reservation in an attempt to get a leg up in the opinion polls.
He stands on a barrel and delivers a rousing speech. 1st he promises lower taxes and his audience shouts, "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
"Hey, they like me," thinks Dubya. He then promises the indians much better public facilities. "Hoya! Hoya!" shouts the audience again.
George is delighted and promises to increase thier reservation lands by 50%.
The crowd yells back, "Hoya! Hoya!"
Chuffed to bits, George gets down off the barrel and asks one of the chiefs if he can give another speech the following week.
"Erm, lets have a chat about it while i walk you back to your car, mr president,"says the chief.
So the chief and dubya walk back towards the presidential limo, which is parked at the back of a cattle pen. As they approach the pen, the chief grabs georges arm and yanks him towards him.
"careful, mr president," says the native american "You almost stepped in that big pile of Hoya!"
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