A magician was booked to perform on a cruise ship.
The captain of the
ship had a parrot that would sit in the audience every night and heckle
the magician.
"Bwak! It's up his sleeve!" or "Bwak! It's under his
hat!"
Finally one night the magician just lost it.
He pulled out a
pistol, aimed it at the parrot, and fired. The bullet missed and hit a
propane tank instead, blowing the ship to smithereens.
The only
surviviors were the magician and the parrot.
As they clung to a piece of
wreckage waiting to be rescued, the parrot said,
"OK, I give up. What
did you do with the damn ship?"
