A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at
the country club one day, and the conversation turned
to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently
quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the
most intelligent dog.
The physician offered to show his dog first, and called
to the parking lot, "Hippocrates, come!" Hippocrates
ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his stuff.
Hippocrates ran to the golf course and dug for a while,
producing a number of bones. He dragged the bones into
the country club, and assembled them into a complete, fully
articulated human skeleton. The physician patted Hippocrates
on the head, and gave him a cookie for his efforts.
The architect was only marginally impressed, and called
for his dog, "Sliderule, come!" Sliderule ran
in, and was told to do his stuff.
The dog immediately chewed the skeleton to rubble, but
reassembled the fragments into a scale model of the Taj
Mahal. The architect patted his dog and gave him a cookie.
The attorney watched the other two dogs, and called "Bullshit,
come!" Bullshit entered and was told to do his stuff.
Bullshit immediately sodomised the other two dogs, stole
their cookies, auctioned the Taj Mahal replica to the other
club members for his fee, and went outside to play golf.
