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Size: Large, Medium, Small Fri Apr 24, 09 07:26 PM | Category: My Postbar
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jokes, and humor post, because there is downtime.....

so if girls with big boobs work at hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

ihop.

sure bring new meaning to tipping your waiter.


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ggallin Sat May 2, 09 01:34 AM

lol, which one isn't funny?


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ggallin Sun May 3, 09 09:36 AM

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.


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SAWDUST555 (SAWDUST) Mon May 4, 09 12:46 AM

I don't care who you are...thats funny


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ggallin Sun May 3, 09 09:00 PM

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.


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SAWDUST555 (SAWDUST) Mon May 4, 09 12:47 AM

ya killin me


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SAWDUST555 (SAWDUST) Mon May 4, 09 12:50 AM

a blondes house is on fire...she calls 911...they ask how do we get to your house...DUH, the big red truck


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ggallin Mon May 4, 09 01:26 AM

lol


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ggallin Mon May 4, 09 01:28 AM

What's E.T. short for?

Little legs.


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roflwaffles Sun May 10, 09 02:40 PM

i dont get it


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Ravagiu Mon May 4, 09 04:24 AM

An arab at the airport:

- Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib.

- Sex? - Three to five times a week.

- No, no… I mean male or female?

- Male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear!

- No, no! Deer run too fast...


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asentra Wed May 6, 09 12:57 AM

soooooper! it's criminal, man!


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elegyfordoom Wed May 27, 09 03:00 PM

You killed me man! I roflcoptered for 5 mins xD


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loipopo Fri Oct 23, 09 11:07 AM

keep it coming


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ggallin Mon May 4, 09 04:28 AM

what do you call an black man flying a plane?

.

A pilot, you racist!


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CronicNeurotic Tue May 5, 09 12:36 PM

haha nice


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ggallin Wed May 6, 09 07:42 PM

A duck walks into a convenience store. "Hi," he says, "got any duck food?" "No," replies the clerk. "Okay," the duck says, and leaves. Next day, the same duck walks into the same convenience store. The same clerk is there. "Hi, got any duck food?" asks the duck. "I told you yesterday, no!" the clerk says. "Okay," says the duck, and leaves.

This continues for a couple of days until finally the clerk can't take any more. "Look," he snaps, "we didn't have any duck food yesterday, we don't have any today, and we won't have any tomorrow! And if you come in here and ask me for duck food one more time, I'm going to nail your bill to the floor!" Then he kicks the duck out of the store.

A few weeks later, the duck comes back. "Hi," he says, "got any nails?" The clerk is taken aback. "No," he replies. "Great!" says the duck. "Got any duck food?"


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R3TSOF Wed May 6, 09 08:42 PM

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted.

ok .. you know you smiled ...


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ggallin Wed May 6, 09 11:58 PM

did you hear about the energizer bunny getting arrested? He was charged with battery.


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R3TSOF Thu May 7, 09 07:54 AM

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork Chop

again .. you know you smiled ... ; )



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