Re: Amero
Dear Canadian Parliament Member,
The Amero is awesome! The unification of canada and the united states and a common united states of north america currency: the Amero!
The marriage of canada and the united states; why it’s just like a marriage made in Heaven is it not!!! Why it’s just like getting married to the boy next door! (And that’s legal up there in the 51st State as you know! he he!) NAFTA was just the engagement party! PARTY!
Cr-razy things happen during great depressions. Why just look at the 1930’s and that “ANSCHLUSS” as they used to call it back them of Austria and Germany out there in Europe. Who would have ever guessed when the Great Depression began in 1929?
Look at the benefits! Look at all that oil canada has. Why americans need every last drop of oil they can get. Everybody knows that. Duh. Every last drop of gasoline they can get. Look at all that dead wood in canada so perfect for paper – printer paper! Free paper for the Americans!
The united states treasury department’s printing presses, for example, are working overtime, day and night, printing out junk dollars by the trillions! Like there’s no tomorrow! They need every last sheaf of paper they can get. Then when the american dollar becomes totally worthless, the MARRIAGE of canada and the united states!, and then all that paper from the 51st state can be used to print Amero’s! ca-ching ca-ching MONEY!
FREE OIL!
FREE GASOLINE!
FREE COMPUTER PRINTER PAPER!
FREE printer paper delivered to your doorstep within 30 minutes. Just call 1-800-CANADUH and a 51st state lackey will be at your business’s doorstep within 30 minutes (just like Domino’s Pizza!) with all the FREE printer paper you want! Why the boys at Langley and Fort Meade have been giggling and guffawing for weeks now about the 1-800-CANADUH line! Hardy-har-har-har-har-har! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Free oil, free gasoline, free printer paper for americans and more work for canadians. Why it’s a win-win situation!
And look at the map. Look at the 48 lower continental states. Look at alaska. Look at the 51st state. Duh! What a natural fit canada is with alaska and the lower 48 states down there! The united states of north america will be the biggest country on the new map of the whole wide world!
Who knew that the outcomes of Great Depressions include increased political instability, borders shift, lines in the sand drift, entire countries vanish and plenty of Mergers and Acquisitions (M & A) activities!
M & A!
M & A!
M & A!
Just name your price, Mister Canadian Parliament Member! Now how about a direct full time job with the NSA or CIA for $125,000 per year! Ca-ching ca-ching MONEY! CIA Contractor: $ 250,000 Per year! Ca-ching ca-ching MONEY! Want a seat in the new united states of north america DUMA: over $300,000 a year plus plenty of perks (plenty of CIA pussy! and with all due respects to all of the many gay canadians: plenty of CIA pinga!)!!!
Let me tell you, the CIA pay and perks are awesome! Why the CIA pays me and my “friend” margaret big fat wads of CIA ca-ching ca-ching MONEY! and alls we have to do is we fondle each others hair and breasts out in the open at our “undercover” jobs! Hey, I’m not like vulgar or disgusting am I?
Alls you have to do Mister Parliament Member is just say YES! It’s that e-z! The NSA and the CIA are experts when it comes to elections and vote counts in north america as you know (wink wink). They’ll do all the wording of the unification referendum, focus groups galore, they’ll do all of the referendum marketing for you too and they’ll take care of the voting and the vote counts (wink wink). Why they are the queens of chads, dimpled chads, pregnant chads, electronic voting machines (who knew!)!
Hey, got any relatives or friends up there in the 51st state interested in importing electronic voting machines from the lower 48 states? Lots and lots of CIA ca-ching ca-ching MONEY! in it for you!
So what do you say, the united states wants to marry canada. On behalf of canadians, Mr. Parliament Member, will canada marry the united states?
The united states demands that canada anschluss’s with the united states! On behalf of canadians, Mr. Parliament Member, will canada anschluss with the united states?
Regards,
Michelle from Ontario
