A
young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes
to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details?' he asks the clerk.
The
clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's
an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Nome,
Alaska, that's about 5000 miles from here.'
'Oh, thatʼs OK. Is that where the job is?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is right now.
