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You've been programming too long
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Mar 12, 08 02:18 AM | Category: Jokes
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     You've been programming too long when  

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.


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Qmei (vivian) Wed Mar 12, 08 03:11 AM

Do better than programming.


poster111 (poster11) Wed Mar 12, 08 03:50 AM

Thanks


monti_84 Wed Mar 12, 08 05:52 PM

Funny!

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
MistressFauna Wed Mar 12, 08 10:46 PM

Too funny! :)


Ichisanno (Michi) Fri Mar 14, 08 12:21 AM

mmm...weird.

Wish I Had An Angel
Shikamu Fri Mar 14, 08 06:24 AM

nice one :)


ascos Fri Mar 14, 08 08:16 PM

ha...ha


RedSpeedy Sat Mar 15, 08 02:01 PM

very funny


abood_jarrar (abood) Sat Mar 15, 08 03:01 PM

hahahahahah ur so funny

Be Palestinian or Die Trying
poster111 (poster11) Mon Mar 17, 08 04:59 AM

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN’S ENGLISH

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you

What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question

I’m bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I’d like to fuck right now

I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex

Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you


neodino05 (dino) Wed Mar 19, 08 05:31 AM

haha funny

"nice to be cool"

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