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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Mar 12, 08 09:49 AM | Category: Jokes
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

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jaguarxjk (Darkness) Wed Mar 12, 08 11:31 AM

hahhahaha that's very funny


ascos Fri Mar 14, 08 08:32 PM
kagome_miko Sun Mar 16, 08 04:03 PM

hahaha poor Bill Gates^_^


habrown Mon Mar 17, 08 01:10 PM

Thanks for good laugh. What made it even funnier and more suspenseful is that I'm missing 3 keys on my 4-month old PC I bought brand spanking new on Halloween 2007. No, not control - alt - delete. Naw, not those. One is a number, one is a letter, one is a symbol all unto itself.

Uh-uh, not them either, naw. But I have used all 3 of them in this here comment box.

Looks like Providence is guiding me toward ...naw, close but no warranty.

What is a smartphone?
RedSpeedy Tue Mar 25, 08 01:41 PM

Well that was funny



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