awosome jokes
Wed Nov 18, 09 01:36 AM | Category:All
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Free Ride A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one blonde got in the front and the other four blondes got in the back. As they were going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the truck and they went into the pond at the bottom. The farmer and the blonde that were up front come up out of the water ......
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ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't ......
Dec. 2012 NASA Predicts
Mon Nov 16, 09 03:07 AM | Category:All
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You must have probably heard about the “December 21, 2012 - Doomsday” the day when the world is prophesized to come to an end. In fact, you will find it amusing that this December 21, 2012 - End Of The World prophecy has been backed up by so many religions, calendars, and prophecies. So, is this another theory of Apocalypse that will come and go like the ones we have been seeing or is it the one that we should pay attention to? information regarding “The End Of The World. Mayan Calendar: The ancient Mayan calendar states that the world will end in December 21, 2012. ......
London Lawyer
Sat Nov 14, 09 08:23 AM | Category:Jokes
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' ......
WWII Warfare
Fri Nov 13, 09 06:03 PM | Category:All
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I think I should make an official complaint to PayPal about that they do not deliver the services as described in the User Agreement. LL and I invested a fair amount of euro's into WWII Warfare, therefore I accept the action taken by the Bitcomet Development Group. If I would make a complaint to PayPal(PayPal S.à.r.l. & Cie, S.C.A) this would mean a freezing of the account where the payments have been received. Note, this isnt the action i want to take, unless a representative of BitComet Development Group will contact me within 7 days, I will contact Paypal. BadaBing LL, hope to ......
The most happy friday the 13
Sat Nov 14, 09 05:37 PM | Category:All
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Today I was promoted to Colonel...Thanks to you my dears friends & visitors for messages & pics,friendship and happiness!!Always hugs
Awesome and Amazing Body Art
Sun Nov 15, 09 04:34 PM | Category:Photo_Pictures
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I HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL BODY ART PICTURES FOR SHARED
My first post
Sun Nov 15, 09 07:37 AM | Category:All
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First of all, Welcome!! Secondly, I am not from India. I am from Maldives. Since BitComet does not have Maldives in its country list, I choosed near by country. And finally I hope I could work this thing on and hope to provide you with the latest news and entertainment activities. Thanks for Visiting ......
Home Sweet Home
Sun Nov 15, 09 07:56 PM | Category:Videos
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Hello Everyone, Is there anyone who have the TV series Comedy of Home Sweet Home by Vince Powell. This is an Australian Comedy of 26 series if i'm not mistaken, enzo pacelli an italian taxi driver whom emigrated with his wife Maria pacelli they had 3 kids, and the trouble begins at home, enzo works very hard for his family, but his children make fun of him, because he acts like a stupid Father. So Pls. I bag everyone who has these videos for me to downloads, i will be grateful. I have many Videos of all kind, Music, Rock Blues soft, early videos, I also have a collection ......
Needing Help
Sun Nov 8, 09 08:55 PM | Category:All
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Hey Guys My name is flip and I'm kinda new to Bitcomet. I need help seting up to seed and post torrents. You see I have all these new movies some that have not come out yet. I have them all in iso. format and they are all (dvd quality). So if some one could help me I would love to share the good movies and programs that I have. Thank you. Fl!p ......
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Microsoft is pursuing every means at its disposal to promote its forthcoming operating system, and just rely on the popular anime series to advertise Windows 7, the platform that wants to amend the failure of Windows Vista. The Redmond company has signed a deal with Fox to advertise its new operating system through the animated television series "Family Guy", so that the November 8, instead of the usual commercial breaks, the Windows 7 episode will feature as protagonist, in an integrated way in the TV series. "We are excited about having joined Windows ......
Dumb Bitch At Work
Tue Oct 20, 09 02:50 AM | Category:All
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Alright so there is the woman at work i won't mention any names but her initial are Beverly White. lol like any of you know her, well she is my manager and the only one above her is the general manager. well now i have talked to her about what i do at night to keep myself busy and she decided to go above my head and starts to talk to the general manager about tacking on more stuff she could do. my job alright i can deal with that so she gives me a list and says this is what you have to do from now on, most of it the housekeepers could do but again she is my boss so i cope. well the general manager ......
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"Умните" устройства пращат свръх-обем мрежови сигнали Смартфонът генерира много по-малко мобилен трафик на данни в сравнение с лаптоп с карта за данни, но въпреки това умните телефони “тръшват” върху безжичните мрежи огромен товар, който се оказва много по-голям от очакваното – това гласи изводът от ново проучв ......
Actor to set up Moto2 team
Mon Oct 12, 09 06:35 AM | Category:Moto GP
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Antonio Banderas is to invest in a new team that will compete in the inaugural Moto2 Championship next season, it has been revealed. The Spanish actor, best known for his roles in Assassins, Desperado and Shrek, will indulge his passion for motorsport by taking the opportunity to enter a new team in the series that will replace the 250cc category next year. According to Reuters, the team is likely to be called either Banderas Racing Team or Antonio Banderas Team, with current 125cc rider Joan Olive tipped to ride for him. "I have always been passionate about this world (motorcycling) ......
LIZARD Story
Sun Oct 11, 09 12:41 AM | Category:All
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TRUE INSPIRING STORY.. WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?. This is a true story that happened in Japan. In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago when the house was first built !!! ......
Howdy y'all
Sun Oct 11, 09 10:49 AM | Category:All
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Been gone awhile Nice to be back. Ready for the new Star Wars (The Clone Wars) season to get going full speed ~ Ciao
300's Butler on Gamer
Sun Oct 11, 09 11:20 AM | Category:Movies
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Gamer Release Date: Friday, September 4th 2009, GAMER is a high-concept action thriller set in the near future, a time when mind-control technology has taken society by storm. Humans control other humans in a mass-scale, multiplayer online game. Reclusive billionaire Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall) has created the controversial form of entertainment, "Slayers," a hugely popular game that allows millions to act out their innermost desires and fantasies - online ......
HELLO EVERY ONE
Sun Oct 11, 09 01:45 PM | Category:...just a little...
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Hello EVERYONE I wanna say BIG THANKS for ALL my friends , that You sent me wishes, pics, gif...And was visitng my blog all this time even thought I wasnt here. I had problems to get in here....Was totally busy and sick....But now I feeling good, dont worry...but still have problems to get in here...hope soon I will fix them.... Anyway.....I sending YOU ALL HUGS...ALL THE BEST WISHES....From RYUU FLAME EAGLE I never forgot all of YOU.....dont think like that I would never forget..I totally MISS YOU ALL...HOW You all been?....Hope everyhting ......
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Japanese perfection
Wed Oct 7, 09 10:13 PM | Category:All
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Speaking about perfection.....? Japanese attitude!!!! Apparently the computer giant IBM decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept only three defective parts per 10,000. When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. 'We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment in a separate packaging clearly ......
BUCHAREST-LEGEND,HISTORY AND GREAT PERSONALITY
Sun Sep 27, 09 03:46 PM | Category:All
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Legend says that the settlement of Bucharest was founded by a shepherd named Bucur. According to another version, most likely, Bucharest was founded by Mircea the Old, in the late fourteenth century. On June 13 1458, Vlad Tepes give a note in Latin, in using the term "juxta fluvium Acque Domboviche" - meaning "near the water Dambovita" - which refers, in all probability, in Bucharest The first document attesting to precisely and clearly belongs to Bucharest as royal residence throughout Vlad's chancellery. This is about glory and a written decree issued on September ......
James Toseland assessing 2010 options
Sun Sep 27, 09 03:12 PM | Category:Moto GP
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James Toseland is assessing a number of opportunities for 2010 after his release from the Monster Yamaha Tech 3 MotoGP squad. The double World Superbike champion, who is expected to be replaced at Tech 3 by ’09 WSB sensation Ben Spies, is locked in on-going discussions with the Pramac Ducati squad about extending his MotoGP career. And he’s hot property in World Superbikes too after his disappointing but not unexpected axe from Yamaha last week. Toseland’s manager Roger Burnett is attending this weekend’s Imola WSB clash for further talks with several interested ......
latest @ USC
Sun Sep 27, 09 11:03 PM | Category:All
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Star Trek
Sat Sep 26, 09 11:00 PM | Category:All
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Fantastic movie. must watch!!! thankz to bitComet, i finally get to watch it ^.^
simple words
Mon Sep 21, 09 10:11 PM | Category:thoughts
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yestoday i had a dream a person long time no see and more and more in my thoughts I am a simple person simple thoughts make friends with each other Glad to see all.
One of my favorite bands
Mon Sep 21, 09 11:59 PM | Category:All
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Once again, I am writing. Added a few things to my blog. Don't think it will win any style awards, but I think that quality of content is far greater than the flashiness. By the way, My Immortal is a favorite tune of mine. Not that I am into the Goth scene, mind you. But it is the words first and then the music that drew me to it when it first came out. I do have to say that Amy Lee is strikingly beautiful. So any Evanescence/Amy Lee fans out there, feel free to visit. I have to say Ben Moody muct feel like such a lucky guy to perform with such a powerhouse beauty! ......
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