more inspiration for boozers...
Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a
strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white
robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and......
Your iPod's battery is a lithium polymer that's rated for 500 or more charging cycles. (A charging cycle is a full discharge--that is, when you run the battery all the way down until it has no charge left and follow it with a full charge.) If you recharge your iPod's battery every other day, 500 charges should last you the best part of three years (though some claim you'll get only about 18 months). If you recharge your iPod's battery less frequently, there's a good chance the battery will outlast......
ARIES
Your friendship must be warm and on the level. Let me put it this
way, You are a fine friend and a formidable foe. With Aries, things are
never
done by halves. Aries expects total devotion and sincerity in
friendship. In turn, he/she extends a loving and strong
hand.
TAURUS
A good friend, though not a particularly brilliant
one. Many times,family members and close relatives end up as friends. Yes, a
Taurean can give himself/herself freely with time, and money, and practical......
This picture offers some insight into the phrase “Behind every great man there’s a woman kicking his butt.” Ladies, would you do this for your man? Or would you sit back and laugh at his non-functioning tricycle?
1 - ICE KISS
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!
2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS
The
two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an
electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With
your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark
jumps between teh two of you. Instantly after this......
Girls plz check their left palm and boys plz check their right palm
Heart Line
Placement: Upper Palm
The heart line runs horizontally across the upper part of your palm.
Heart Line
Basic Heart Line Meanings:
·......
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to......
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888......
