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Sun Jan 25, 09 09:37 AM | Category: Quotes

 Hello everyone.

 

I have just very recently (within the last 2 weeks) made a new purchase.

 

I bought an Xbox 360 , I am probably guessing what some of you are thinking...Boring...Old news.

Well for me it isn't!

 

What a cool games console, the best I've ever had.

I have two games for it so far:

 

Call OF Duty 4: Modern Warfare

 (I have the extra 4 maps)

 

Halo 3

 

I haven't played the games on story mode yet except for COD4, the first 3 levels only.

 

I have only been playing online and this is where I'm getting to.

 The point of this post.

 

If any of you guys on here want to add me as your friend on: 

 

My gamer tag is: Cpt BumCrusher

 

I'm looking forward to gaming with you all.

Thu Nov 20, 08 07:03 AM | Category: Quotes

 

THE

 

 BC Logo

 

PRAYER

 

 

Our BitComet who is our download client,
PaRappa be thy name.
Thy torrents come,
Seeding shall be done,
Here as it was on KaZaA.
Give us this day our latest torrents,
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those who leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers,
But deliver us from the copyright dudes.
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the blogging.
For ever and ever,

Amen…

 

praypray2pray

Tue Nov 4, 08 01:32 PM | Category: Quotes

 

Nice!!!

 

Would you have a

 

LK

at that!!

 

Big Comet Boobies

 

My ranking figure on gaining my second was 1837.

 

SEED

and gain yours

Tue Sep 16, 08 08:22 AM | Category: Quotes

 

 

!!FOOD FIGHT!!

 

 

Food Fight  

 

 

 

Arm yourselves people, lets make this

flantasic!! Hahahaha......

Don't forget to say who you are directing

your projectiles at

 

P.s. Please don't forget to vote if you liked this one  

 

Sat Sep 13, 08 03:33 AM | Category: +++++Rank up+++++

RANKUP

 

Major General Today!!!

 

 

Today I got promoted to my new rank and I'm pretty pleased about it,

can you tell?

Major-General

Applause

 

I would like to say thanks to all of you
that left comments and voted for me 
   
You Made Me Feel Special Thank You

 

 

Sat Sep 6, 08 07:00 AM | Category: Quotes

!!!SCAM!!!

 

 

 Please understand that this happens at Tesco's too, so don't desert Asdas.....                                                           
  
 A heads up for those men who may be regular Asda customers.  
                                                                
This one caught me by surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get groceries has     
turned  out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.                                            
                                                                            
Here's how the scam works:  Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.    
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look ( I promise ).                                                                     
  
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.  You agree and they get in the backseat.

On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your    
wallet.                                                                   
                                                                            
 I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th.

Also August 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

 

 So tell your friends to be careful.                                       
                                                                            
P.S.  Asda have wallets on sale for £3.99 each...........  

Fri Aug 29, 08 07:17 AM | Category: Quotes

Im back

 

And

 

Im lovinit Mcdonalds Hitler I am back

Tue May 20, 08 07:41 AM | Category: +++++Rank up+++++

 Brigadier

 WAHEY!!!!!!

 Seeding to the massess.........

Sun Mar 23, 08 09:39 AM | Category: Quotes

Body Piercing

 

 

As much as it grieves me to tell

 

 

you this .......

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing is here...

 

 

 

 

Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'Chic' new procedure.
The going rate on the South coast now exceeds £7500 due to the ever increasing demand.
Many men though feel the procedure is worth every penny……

 

 

 

 

 

Zip it!!

 

 

 

 

 

(I so deserve a slap for this one!! LOL!!)

Dragon Slap

 

Tue Mar 18, 08 02:30 PM | Category: Quotes

For all of you Dare-devils of the male gender, this

 is your next mission:

Captain Chaos 

"I dare you to try this"...........

 

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

Cute Puppy

 

If you don't believe me, just try this experiment.

The Experiment

 

Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour.

 Dog In TrunkWoman In Trunk

 

When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you.........

AngryHappy Dog

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