saood's BLOG

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If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't you are not understanding
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In Short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable ...women! 

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If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't, he feels secure in your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along
If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he'll visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful
If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be
If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have......

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             ~*¤®§(*§ somewhere or other §*)§®¤*~ˆ°

somehwere or other there must surely be the face not seen,

 The voice not heard,

The heart that not yet ?????????? never yet???????ah me!

Made answer to my word.

Somewhere or other, may be near ot far,

 Past land sea, clean out of sight,

 Beyond the wandering moon,

 Beyond the star that tracks her night by night.

Somewhere or other, may be far or near,

With just a wall, a hedge, between,

 With just last leaves of the dying year

Fallen on a turf grown green

                                                     

         My Best Friends  

A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest 

My best friends open the fridge and help themselves

 A simple friend has never seen me cry 

My best friends have their shoulders soggy with my tears 

A simple friend doesn’t know my parents first names

 My best friends have there numbers in their phone book.. or fancy my dad (nic!) 

My best friends come early to help set it up and stays late to help clear up

A simple friend hates when I call them after they have gone to bed

 My best friends would love a chat no matter what the time

 A simple friend seeks to talk to me about their problems

 My best friends seek to talk to me about my problems

A simple friend wonders bout my romantic history

My best friends could blackmail me with it

A simple friend thinks our friendship is over after one argument

My best friends always know we'll make up and laugh about it

A simple friend expects me to always to be there for them

My best friends expect to always be there for me.

And I know they always will x

My Best Friends can see the hurt in my eyes,

whilst others are fooled by my smile…

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