THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Submitted by: Ron Milos on Thu Dec 14 10:46:54 PST 1995

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Faith is a two legged dog who walks upright like a human being, all time. This Labrador was born with a rare genetic disorder and had to learn to walk. The responsible for this was her owner, a single mother of three with no experiences in dog training.

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freaky day i had today almoast got hit by a car i lost my phone :(( so chear me up people if u can :D take care yall good night to yall