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(**) Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist- especially fruit bats.

(**) Lions will have sex about 500 times with one mate. This is to
ensure fertilization.

(**) In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is
illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good so there it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.

(**) Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.

(**) The bonobo monkeys use sex (and/or sexual favors) to placate
members of their social group instead of grooming. They are one of the few species of animals (humans being another) that have sex out of season and for fun.

(**) Sperm Whales are sexually mature at birth.

(**) In Argentina, it is rumored that eating cats is good for your
health and stimulates sexual potency.

(**) You can tell a turtle's sex......

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing........

Monkeys, Lions and Chimpanzees are animals we often see in the wild or on the Discovery Channel. The following are some exotic albeit expensive pets that can be legally bought. These animals, however do come with a heavy price tag and that is not including the upkeep.

13. Bengal Cat

Price Tag: $800-$3,000

The Bengal Cat is bred by mating a domestic black shorthaired cat with an Asian Leopard cat. As with many hybrids the goal is to create a domestic cat in size and demeanor with the exotic Asian Leopard Cat appearance and coloring. As with most hybrid cats, the breed becomes more and more domesticated with each successive generation, therefore......

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE 

NICKNAMES
    * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
    * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

 EATING OUT
    * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 MONEY
    * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
    * A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
    * The average......

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.


Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
 

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
 

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
 

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
 

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 101 Other Uses for a Condom is a collection of black and white cartoons all dealing with alternative uses for condoms. The styles vary as the artists who rendered the cartoons are numerous. In fact, the front cover lists 86 contributors down the left side just under the name Glenn Hauman. Hauman is responsible for pulling this collection together. The work is collected from publications such as National Lampoon, Playboy, Cracked, and Heavy Metal.

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