Types of Farts
The Lethal Weapon IV Fart:
It's loud, it's fast, everything blows up, people get hurt, end of story.
The Titanic Fart:
This was a really huge fart you did when you were a kid, but your family just will not stop talking about it, reviving it, and reliving it, and telling the story to everyone you introduce them to. You begin to wonder if they're planning sell the movie rights, and you begin to fantasize about Leonardo Decrapio to playing your part as the young farter, and wondering what the theme song will sound like.
The TWA Flight 800 Fart:
There was a huge explosion. There was fire. There were many witnesses. There were casualties. There was an investigation. There was a recreation of the crime scene. But to this day, the source cannot be identified. You are smiling.
The Lord of the Dance Fart:
In an effort to mask the sound of an oncoming fart, and begin talking about the Lord of the Dance show you saw, stamping your......