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Have a look at the instruction how to make sex in a car and not become a cripple.

The posture: I want it now

Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

• Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
• Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your car and it slowly drifts down the street – the spice is even more evident

The posture: autoschool

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The Countach was a milestone for Lamborghini, and it quickly became a coveted fantasy car. The next picture shows what most Lamborghini cars are known for.

 The Lamborghini Countach was a futuristic supercar with scissor doors and a powerful engine. Fast forward a few years and take a look at the Diablo in the next picture.......

Of course, you probably haven't woken up to such a grisly scene. You probably haven't been driving around in a storm and had your car pelted with what you thought was hail but turned out to be frozen frogs. But other people have. While it's not the most common weather phenomenon in the world, it's not as rare as you might think. It happens all over the world, at least since......

Durex with ribs:

Watch brand ad in the bus (Try it here):

Casino ad in the airport:

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Idiot’s guide to designing teen movies covers in 3 easy steps:

1. Get a picture of a woman’s spread legs (must wear skirt or underwear). The longer the legs are, the better.

2. Get a picture of the main characters (preferably with a stupid smile, looking up). At least 2 guys recommended.

3. Overlay the previous two pictures (don’t forget to also add the movie title)

Result: Get paid a ridiculous amount of money for creating top notch movie cover designs.

Examples of designs from people that followed this guide:

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A quick survey of India's cosmetic industry betrays our 'darkest' secret: Indians favour fair complexion in a huge way. Need further proof? Scour a list of matrimonial advertisements in vain to find just one proclaiming 'Very dark, very beautiful.'
But hold on. Who decided that dark and dusky can't be beautiful?
Vogue Italia, a magazine considered by many to be among the world's foremost voices on high fashion, is celebrating the unique beauty of dark-skin in its upcoming July issue. Steven Meisel -- one of the fashion industry's most successful photographers -- and a platoon of the world's most beautiful dark-skinned models combined their talents to produce the groundbreaking issue, which features only dark-centric photo shoots and features.
In India too, despite the supposed setback of possessing a dark complexion, many of our best and most successful models and actresses are decidedly dusky. And all the more beautiful for it, too!
Let us salute these gorgeous women

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1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Kennedy in 1960, 100 years apart

2) Both men were deeply involved in civil rights for African Americans.

3) Both men were assassinated on a Friday, in the presence of

    their wives.

4) Each wife had lost a child while living at the White House.

5) Both men were killed by a bullet that entered the head from behind.

6) Lincoln was killed in Ford's Theater. Kennedy met his death while

     riding in a Lincoln convertible made by the Ford Motor Company.

7) Both men were succeeded by vice-presidents named Johnson who were

     southern Democrats and former senators.

8) Andrew Johnson was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908,

     exactly one hundred years later.

9) The first name of Lincoln's private secretary was John, the last

     name of Kennedy's private secretary was Lincoln.

10) John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839 [according to some sources]......

Being sucked into quicksand is a staple of many 'B' movies, but is this phenomenon of nature really as dangerous as it is portrayed?

Jack Pickett and his friend Fred Stahl, both college students, decided to spend the day looking for parasitic plants in the swampland south of Florida's Lake Okeechobee. Pickett was in the lead walking along the sandy bank of a small stream when suddenly his feet disappeared into the sand. "It's soft here! Stay back!" he warned his friend. The ground seemed to swallow him up and he was quickly chest deep in thick muck. The sand pinned his arms to his body as he struggled to release the heavy pack on his back that was dragging him down. "It's quicksand!" he shouted, "Help me!" Desperate to assist his friend, but fearing getting trapped himself, Stahl searched for a tree branch to extend his reach. Finding one, he held it out. Pickett couldn't free his hands to grab the limb and sank deeper and deeper into the sand until he......