duck-billed platterpusses
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anhthing so mind-bogglingly stupid could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes like this : "I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But", says Man, "the platterpuss is a dead giveaway isn't it? it could not have evolved by chance. it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Ok this is a bit of fun, but with jovo's comming out of the woodwork and easter just finnishing,all i have heard is god,god and more bloody god.I am fed up with tossers knocking my door saying "Have you thought about your excistance" and "Man is doomed to suck satans evil cock for the next fuck knows how long" .Well i would like to set the record straight.
After years of arguing with religous freaks and debating the question that has haunted man since the first volcano blew and someone said "quick throw a fucking virgin in it" i have come to realise that these people can not be reasoned with.They do not listen, the brain washing which happens to them runs too deep.So i would just like to say to everyone reading this,if you believe then fair play to you but the next jovo that knocks my door is going over the fucking balcony and lets see if his faith in an all powerfull all forgiving god can make the fucker fly.
