Been driving around my city today as i do most days, but today i was beeing a littel moor observant as i was trying to finde a perticular place.

I noticed that there were lots of different sculpturs and statues etc.. ssome were huge, and some buildings were infact pices of art in them selfs. So I have come up with a new word for the english language.

ARTYTECTURE as a word connected to ARCHITECTURE where a building beeing a normal run of the mill word be architecure but a bilding tha looked like a pice of art work would now be called Artytecture!

Your thorts please.

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So sorry about my prolonged absence, My spelling just as crapy but I have been very buissy. My other half was made redundant which was a bit of a shit but all has come good. Well almost....

We have mooved to Salisbury in Wiltshire to thous of you reading this around the world thats right down the bottom of the uk Im shure if you typed it into Google you would finde it. Actualy We are living in a little vilage abou 15 miles out side of Salisbury called Sixpenny Handly.

Its quite differant from Handsworth Birmingham. For starters theres no handsworth anthem any moor ( police car and fire engine sirens)

In Salisbury you ave a news program called South Today, it reports on all the local goingons etc and in Birmingham you have Middlands Today. Both are by the BBC.  In Middlands today you have house burnt down here murder there and a whole plethera of things going on. In South today you have sheep stolen! Tiddels the cat runs away.

I was invited to a hevey metal gig in Birminghamm, there was a bit of a punch up every body was drunk and some were stoned ( dont nessisarily disaprove of that) Then I was invited to one in Salisbury. Same music but no one was drunk no one was stoned no punch up ( which im told is quite common its called a mosh pit im told) but not in Salisbury.

In Birmingham thers the so called hoodys ( not all of them are bad REALY)  in Salisbury there are non to be seen

In Birmingham if I want to get a curry at 3am I can get one in Salisbury thay role up the pave ments ( Side walk to you Americans) at 8pm In fact if you have seen the film Stepford Wifes well Salisbury is a bit like that.

I could not sleep for nearly a week because it was so quiet here in Salisbury AND at night I can see the stars its incredable.

Petrol is 6p a Ltr. moor here than in Brum.

All that said I miss Birmingham But I also love Salisbury. Like the Brummys thay are a friendly people.

My TV was terrible when it rained there was no TV and as you know this summers don nothing but rain! However we brought a do it your self satilight system. What a compleat shit to set up one gnats wisker in the wrong direction and no picture we pitherd around with it all bludy day.We now have 200 channels of adverts to wach.

OH By the way we are Grandads !!  my son had a little girl and my daughters having a Boy in January! it was only 10 mins ago thay were babys them selfs.

I realy do think as I get older time travels faster.

Thats al for now

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Well thats the world under my controle again! I do love it when people fuck up there computers around the world. It meens i get to go there. All I need now is to be invited to America and austraila and the worlds mine. And with the Americans being as thik as two planks it wont be long.

WATER! is definaly not my favorit drink its for cooking and doing washing with and soking in after as shity day. Would you realy want to drink what comes out of your tap?

Jim didnt get his job that he went for in Wales, but after looking around the place where the average age was 107 and there were moor hairdressers in one small street than there is in the whole of Birmingham im sort of not that dissapointed.

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Its the end of the month! I just had to buy cheep coffee NASTY! I had enough money for 2 tins of cat food a pack of smokes and a jar of the cheepest coffee thay make. Jims not impressed. Im going to have to be miserable to a few people and hope thay make me a desent coffee.

The cats just looked at the cat food i brought and said whats this crap you have got ?  

Amsterdam was wonderfull now thay know how to make great coffee!

and on Wednesday im of to Swansea because jim has a job interview. I realy hope he gets it.

Thats all for now :)

There don two moor lines of coffee grounds and have a fresh pack of smokes.

I have just been told I have got to go to Amsterdam Goody goody, all that sex and drugs. Pity that I have to work while im there 3 days in a nice hotel. I have been before its a great place if you ever get the opertunerty to go then GO! Jims going to come too which will be good i dont like traveling on my own. 

Stomp stomp splat! Tea stat!

up way too late last night and no I wasnt drunk!

We had friends around last night and a jolly old time was had. I did not get into bed till 3am and was up at 7am im on my 4th tea and 2nd coffee and there not working!!

Just waching the news and there blithering on about fraud in the european government. Like we didnt know alredy!

We may have to moove soon Jims loosing his job in April and hes looking for work out side of Birmingham. I like mooving but most people dont, all that packing up its a great chance to clear out all the bludy crap that breeds under the sink and stairs. 

Bugger i have just ran out of cigarets, that meens i got to go out side into the real world Nooooooooooooo.! ( any one who says i should give up will be hunted down and shot!)

Well got to go better put some pants on and go down the shop!

Just had a thort while drinking my tea and watching the news. There was a story about putting wind turbines out at sea. Wonderfull Idea i thort, But then there were people complaining that thay did not look right!! Then thay said thay were also beeing stoped from putting them up because thay would look bad and spoil the seanery of the country side.

 But shurely if we dont make exstended use of them and all other renewable sorces of energy then there will not be any seanery to look at, eaither because it under water due to rising sea levels or scorched in a drout!

So heres my idea! why not put smaller wind turbines ontop of exsisting pilons (transmission towers) which are alredy blotting the ladscape because it costs too much to berry the cables under ground.

Tar for reading Eean.

Well that was interesting, kept waiting for 45 mins to be seen, and the conclusion you are asking ? well it was thrown out of court I had provided the names of the people who drive the car besides me and thay had not botherd to contact the other drivers so there was no case for them.

However a small word of warning  SIGN  the form even if you do not put any information on it you MUST sign it.

Thats all

Im off to court today to argue a speeding offence from one of them road side cameras.

There are 3 people who drive my car. Me, Graham, Alan, The camera was a local one we all know where it is. But one of us set it off. The form arrived asking who had commited the offence with space only for one name. I asked the other two and thay said thay didnt know who had don it ( Im not supprised) In fact it could well have been me.

I sent a letter to the police asking for evedance to see who had don the offence and thay sent a picture of the back of the car, no way of telling who was driving.

I again poninted out tel me which one of the drivers was driving Me, Graham or alan.?  Thay dont know so because im the registrard keeper of the car thay are prosicuting me for not having due diligence in know who was driving my car on a peticular day at a perticular time. I dont think this is very fair at all do you.

There will be a new post later today where i will let you know what the out come was.

Later all.