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Fri Apr 4, 08 02:45 PM | Category: FUNNY

 A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
    the ocean.  Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
    the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
    cliff.  It moves pretty fast.  I'll bet I could jump off of the
    ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
    the bar!"

    "No way",......

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Fri Apr 4, 08 02:45 PM | Category: FUNNY

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about......

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Fri Mar 28, 08 07:16 PM | Category: All

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Fri Mar 28, 08 07:06 PM | Category: All

Its taken a while to post this,mainly because it slipped my mind.But i suppose better late than never.

The source for this game was PSYCO1983.

1.What's the happiest thing that happened to you in 2007?
  Watching my son grow up. 

2.What's your biggest dream for 2008?
  To watch my son grow up some more.

3.Where will be your first stop when you have the chance to travel around the world?
  Amsterdam.

4.Can you cook? Do you want your parterner (or future......

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