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Mr Angry & Mrs Calm
If you are near to this picture, Mr Angry is on the left and Mrs Calm is on the right. If you view it from a distance, they switch places!
1. what can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has a head but never weeps?
2. no sooner spoken than broken.
3. feed me and......
Some riddles i came across. feel free to contribute!
1. There is a thing that nothing is and yet it has a name.
Sometimes it's tall and sometimes it's short,
It joins our talk, it joins our sport,
and plays at every game.
2. What's better than......
Not a complete set but i hope its enough for now
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Advice from Animals:
Run when you need to!
Give lots of kisses.
Meet new......
Some of my favorite anime;
Bleach
Naruto
Deathnote
"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD" "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it......
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the......
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in West Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring at a full bowl of warm chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that,......
