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Fri Feb 22, 08 02:24 AM | Category: Funny

AM I GAY????
 

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
 
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming......

Fri Feb 22, 08 02:09 AM | Category: Pictures

WHY SHOULD YOU LEARN NOT TO LOOK UNNECESSARILY
AT BOTH SIDES
OF THE ROAD EACH TIME YOU ARE DRIVING...?

WHY SHOULD YOU NOT BE TALKING ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING?ATT2ATT3......

Fri Feb 22, 08 01:57 AM | Category: Funny
Woman swallowed whole by leopard survives!
 
Rescuers chop off head of leopard just in time.
 
Story seemed too fantastic to be true.
 
Yet...well...
 
This photograph is what finally convinced me:ATT00050......
Fri Feb 22, 08 01:31 AM | Category: Funny

 It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
 Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he
 goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in.
 "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have......

Thu Feb 21, 08 10:29 AM | Category: Pictures
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Thu Feb 21, 08 10:16 AM | Category: Pictures
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Thu Feb 21, 08 09:11 AM | Category: All

 

Part I

 

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Part II

 

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Part III

 

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Wed Feb 20, 08 03:13 PM | Category: Funny


It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.


You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

 

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of smart"?
 
 


The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.......

Wed Feb 20, 08 09:46 AM | Category: Funny

A man was on the water for his monthly fishing trip.
He began his day with an 8 lb.  bass on the first cast and a 7 lb.  on the second.
On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.  As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best fishing day ever.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds. He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife! Feeling terribly guilty, he dashed to the hospital.  He ran up to the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing, didn't you?  I hope you're proud of yourself!  While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your poor wife has been languishing in the ICU!  I hope you really enjoyed yourself, because it will more than likely be the last fishing trip you will ever take! For the rest of her life your wife will be paralyzed and require around the clock care, and you'll be her caregiver forever!'

The man felt so horrible at what he had done that he broke down and sobbed. Then the doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with you.  She's dead.  What'd you catch?"

Wed Feb 20, 08 09:40 AM | Category: Funny
     A husband and wife came for counseling after 15
years of marriage.  When
    asked what the problem was, the wife went into a
 passionate, painful tirade
    listing every  problem they had ever had in the
 15 years they had been married.
    She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
 intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
    feeling  unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry
 list of un-met needs she
    had endured  over the course of their marriage.
    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a
 sufficient length of time, the
    therapist got up, walked around the desk and,
 after asking the wife to stand,
    embraced and kissed her passionately while
 fondling her intimately.
    The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down
as though she was in a
    daze. The therapist turned to the husband and
 said, "This is what your wife needs
    at least three times a week.........Can you do
 this?"
    The husband  thought for a moment and replied,..
 "Well, I can drop her off
    here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
play golf."
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