1. We can get laid anytime we want
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
8.We can marry rich and then not have to work
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them
11. Men light our cigarettes for us
12. Men hold the door open for us
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
14. We're cuter
15. We lie better
16. We're better manipulators
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch
18. We always have food in the fridge
19. We don't worry about losing our hair
20. We always get to choose the movie
21. We don't have to mow the lawn
22. We don't have to take out the garbage
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls
24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men
25. Cosmopolitan
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold
28. PMS is a legal defense for murder
29. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
30. We can masturbate more in a day than men
31. 2 words - multi orgasmic
32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals
33. Sweat is sexy on us
34. We never run out of excuses
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we......
