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Sun Feb 10, 08 01:19 AM | Category: jokes
Bunch of chicks naked. Here's the pic's.....

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Sat Feb 9, 08 10:01 PM | Category: jokes
One African was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa

Consul : What is your name?

African : Meshal
Consul : Sex?
African : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
African : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
African : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........isn't it hostile?
African :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh..........dear!
African : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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Thu Feb 7, 08 12:06 AM | Category: advise

 

Get Your Life Cooking

 
Feel like you're simmering on the stove of life? Well we've cooked up the perfect recipe for you. The best part is that all the ingredients for a good life are easily within reach.
You'll need...1 part of knowing who you are
1 part of knowing who you aren't
1 part of knowing what you want
1 part of knowing who you wish to be
1 part of knowing what you already have before you
1 part of choosing wisely from what you have before you
1 part of loving and thanking for ALL you have ("bad" included)        
Mixing Instructions:Combine ingredients together gently and carefully.......
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